Rags and Bones
A monthly column by Jonathan Wallace jw@bway.net
Excerpt
Invention of religion by the near-sighted
“I have a theory that religion was invented by near-sighted people. I mean this literally, not metaphorically.
In prehistoric times, a near-sighted individual could be of no possible use to the tribe. I imagine such people sooner or later woke up one morning to find that everyone else had left them alone, to die slowly as they failed to hunt and gather enough food to survive, or to successfully defend against predators. The dumb near-sighted all died over time, but the intelligent near-sighted figured out they could make themselves indispensable to the tribe by inventing origin myths and deities who must be propitiated through the intervention of the near-sighted individual. From that day to this,, intelligence and the need for glasses have become inextricably bound to one another.
The selfish elderly
Its becoming clear that a significant constituency opposing health care reform are Medicare recipients afraid their benefits will be cut. This pampered group (beneficiaries, by the way, of a highly successful American experiment in “socialized” medicine) is being stunningly uncharitable to other Americans who are suffering and dying for lack of coverage.
“Rationing” is one of the buzz words that frightens people, but as I learned in a highly fascinating Harvard Law School course taught by Professor Alan Stone thirty years ago, health care has always been rationed, like every other resource. The Medicare folk are fighting to protect a system of rationing which favors them at the expense of others. Besides, there is no concrete proof that a fairer, more inclusive system will take anything away from them. Like recent immigrants fighting to restrict new immigration, they are just looking to close a door after themselves. “I’m all right, Jack—so fuck you.”
I hate Microsoft
I am writing this on the first Macintosh I have ever owned, a notebook. I always rooted for Apple at a distance, but as a lawyer and corporate executive, always felt trapped in the Microsoft world at the desktop level (and proud to be in the Unix world at the server level).
Over the years, I was always shocked by Bill Gates’ arrogance and ruthlessness, and his company’s ability to drive superior products from the marketplace (such as Lotus 123) by the deployment of mediocre competitors which were more tightly integrated into the OS. On security issues alone, the failure of Microsoft in almost thirty years to make any significant progress towards closing the gaping holes which allow viruses and malware to invade and even control our computers, illustrates the ability of a company with major economic clout to force us to standardize on a really shoddy product.
I have never owned a DOS or Windows PC that did not mysteriously freeze or crash on a regular basis. Often while running proprietary Microsoft software. One computer I regularly use today always locks up after an hour or two if I have multiple Explorer windows open (just two or three of them). It then obligingly asks if I want to send a message to Microsoft with the information on the crash. I always do but wonder who is analyzing these messages.
The sad thing is that, like people who grew up in Soviet-dominated countries, after a while you become resigned to the situation and accommodate yourself to it, hopeless that anything better can be accomplished. For decades of my life, I accepted that computers lock up and need to be restarted from time to time. In the year I have owned it, my Mac has never frozen and needed to be restarted. It also is reportedly far less vulnerable to viruses than any Windows machine.
Microsoft is a glaring illustration of the fact that a free market system without government restraint leads to a monopoly, which forces us to use flawed, inferior and expensive products. The Department of Justice was very late to the game, intervening only when the Internet came along and Microsoft proposed to integrate the browser into the OS. But where is Netscape today? The triumph of Explorer, despite DOJ action, is just one more sign of the economic power Microsoft achieved in good times and bad.
The most thoughtful, ideological Libertarian I know is a software developer who hates Microsoft with a passion. I once teased him that his philosophy could be summarized as follows: the sole acceptable purpose of government is to fuck up Microsoft.
I am thinking about the evil giant today because of something which happened a few days ago. I turned on my Mac and saw a message asking if I wanted to update Microsoft Office. Naturally I said yes. I have done this several times in the year I owned the machine. I still use Word on most computers, out of years of habit and for lack of an effective alternative (where is WordStar or Wordperfect today?). This time, after the update installed, something new happened: when I tried to launch Word, I was faced by a message that my copy of Office did not have a valid key.
My used computer came with the Office applications already installed. Microsoft let me update Office several times without crippling it. I bought the laptop at a small computer store and did not receive any documentation with it. If they sold me a pirated copy of Office, shame on them; I have always been very respectful of copyright and wouldn’t knowingly have bought an illegal copy.
Of course, if I own a legal copy of Office, even more shame on Microsoft. But let’s assume for a moment that there is no valid key associated with my apps. I am a purchaser in good faith who has used my Mac as my main computer for a solid year. I am presently living 1100 miles away from home and the store where I got the machine. I was a couple days short of my deadline for producing the September issue of The Ethical Spectacle. And Microsoft had the temerity to reach across the Internet, onto my laptop, and cripple an application, heedless of my circumstances and what effect this action might have on my business life. Shades of the recent scandal about Amazon reaching out to Kindles in people’s homes and deleting books they had purchased. If its not OK for Amazon, why would it be all right for Microsoft? Amazon apologized within days; but we have had so many decades of Microsoft behaving stupidly and brutally, we are more used to it.
Within minutes, I downloaded and installed a free and legal copy of Open Office, Sun’s freeware which mirrors all Word commands. That is what I am using to write this. I also have this software on two other computers, a desktop back home and an Acer netbook I bought recently, neither of which came with Office pre-installed. I vow never again to purchase Microsoft software.”


AFP – US President George W. Bush in Washington, DC, January 13.(AFP/Jim Watson)



e government seems to know better. I, as well as you, own more real estate, financial bonds, and automobiles then I had ever imagined in my life. I think it would now be prudent to diversify into health, energy, and consumer staples. Oh, that’s right the government already runs Medicare, the Department of Energy, and Farm subsidies. I guess were covered. BTW check their track record with those three. I saw this last week and was waiting to post it until heard the news this morning.